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揭密海陆空特训小营员的18般武艺!!(y)

揭密海陆空特训小营员的18般武艺!!(y)
  “HOHO,偶当奥运火炬模拟传递手了,太高兴ING!”海陆空特训营的PLMM{漂亮美眉}李丹妮兴奋地喊道.
  大家纷纷围了上来,无比羡慕道:”哇,太COOL了.教官为什么不选偶们呢?GXGX{恭喜恭喜}啦!”
  “3Q!你们都很棒的!像许晨的人体机器人,当得太BZ{逼真}了,8知道的银{人}还以为,是木头人呢!呵呵!”李丹妮拿许晨开涮道.
  “哪里哪里,果酱果酱{过奖}了,我哪有凌飞会破译密码弓虽{强}呢?是不?凌飞GG!”许晨的一番话,说得内向的凌飞,不好意思地低下了头去.
  “你们怎么可以酱紫{这样子}啊,不夸夸偶这个BXCM{冰雪聪明}的大美女啊,偶可会智辨奸细啊,你们以后说我坏话,我就给你们好康{好看}!”向菲撒娇道.
  “9494,偶们怎么可以忘记你这位大美女呢!偶对待挫折感可是粉{很}厉害的哦,你们再怎么挖苦偶,偶也不会失去信心的啦!”张胖子西西{嘻嘻}笑道.
  “偶也走召弓虽{超强}的!偶学会了破冰起航,就算偶到了南极,照样如屡平地!”夏俊说.
  金隆也不甘示弱道:”偶在荆棘中都能排雷呢!偶灰常灰常{非常非常}勇敢呢.以前,偶可是个有名的胆小鬼哦!”
  “还有偶,以前特别8稀饭{喜欢}说话,自从参加了海陆空特训的自信演讲,偶现在是一名伟大的演讲家了!”
  “偶在丛林里为你们导航,酱紫你们才8会迷路啊!”
  “偶会像超人一样,飞越电网呢!”
  “偶的阵地换防,会像诸葛亮一样布置迷阵哩!那个叫NB!”
  “你们别争啦,还是偶厉害,若84{不是}偶信任你们,即便在危情时刻,也8会出卖你们的!”梁士奇大声地喊道.
  “好了,好了,众位海陆空的特训小营员们,你们都是最棒的.你们从家中的小皇帝,小公主,变为今天一个个实力超群的特种兵,很厉害,我为你们感到骄傲.等你们真正掌握了这18般武艺的时候,一定会灰常{非常}感谢怀念海陆空特训营的!现在,祖国汶川遭遇了8.0大地震,作为特训营的优秀小营员,应该怎么做啊?”
  “偶们为灾区人民献爱心,祝福汶川的XDJM{兄弟姐妹}早日回到课堂,像偶们一样幸福L{快乐}!耶!”众海陆空特训小营员蹦着跳着,喊到.

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已经笑死9999个了,您千万不要做第10000个!

60多年前,一个朋友给我讲了一个笑话,把我笑翻了,后来由于肚子太疼进了医院。医生给我做手术前,问我 为什么笑成这样,我就讲给他听。他听后狂笑不止,最后竟然笑死了。

我被送上了法庭。法官让我把那个笑话讲出来,由陪审团判定是否与过失杀人的事实要件符合,我要求签订免责合同。法官宣布休庭,一天后重新开庭,宣布接纳我的意见。于是,我当庭把那个笑话讲了出来,结果有人笑得敲桌子,有人笑得在地上打滚。后来,当天所有听到这个笑话的人都笑死了。

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注意,本内容绝对不是群发使用论坛群发,或是其他群发软件发送的。反对网站推广者请不要对号入座。

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三年后,4月1日,我终日担心的终于发生了:中东一个恐怖组织掌握了那个笑话的原始技术,这个恐怖组织利用高科技手段在各大论坛群发笑话,说是网站推广。结果,文明遭到前所未有的破坏,各国恐恐惶惶不可终日。联合国只好召开全球首脑大会,最后将4月1日设定为愚人节。

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